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Upgrade your experience with premium add-ons, coaching, kits, and the all-new Late-Night Add-On Arcade™ board game collection. Everything is loud. Everything is optional. Everything is billed anyway.

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Coaching & Services

Professional-grade upgrades designed to keep you calm, neutral, and pleasantly invisible.

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Neutral Face Coaching™

Train your face to look “concerned” but not “emotional.”

$399 or 2 billable hours • includes 1 eyebrow adjustment

Includes: “Concerned Eyebrow” module
Advanced: “Not Defensive” vocal tone tuning
Bonus: “Yes, Your Honor” cadence pack

warranty batteries humanity

NEW

The Calm™ Starter Kit

Stress ball + “Yes, Your Honor” flashcards + one deep sigh.

$129 or 1 billable hour • ships in vibes-only packaging

Includes: 12 flashcards (all say “I understand.”)
Bonus: “Apologize Faster” quick reference sheet
Limited: one (1) calm breath coupon

feelings coupon not included

LIME

Court Bingo™ (Travel Edition)

Now with Parking Lot Exchange squares.

$59 or 0.5 billable hours • dabber not included

25-square “It Depends” board
Includes: “We’ll revisit” and “Set for hearing” tiles
Bonus: “Tone” wildcard

dabber winning reset

UPSELL

ReceiptPro™ Verification

Get rejected faster. Now with fruit detection.

$199 or 1 billable hour • includes 1 instant denial

Auto-checks receipts for: “too much fruit”
Also rejects for: “not enough fruit”
Premium watermark: “PENDING REVIEW”

always wrong ink tone groceries

LOUD

Hold Music Pack™

“Bed not included…” — now in 3 keys.

$49 or 0.3 billable hours • includes one loop forever

Track 1: “Business Hearings” (extended mix)
Track 2: “Please Remain Calm” (club edit)
Track 3: “Template Subject to Vibes” (acoustic)

skip loop joy

CLASSIC

Apology Template Pack™

Instant apologies for asking questions.

$79 or 0.6 billable hours • auto-renews daily

Includes: “I apologize for my tone.”
Includes: “I understand the template.”
Bonus: “I will not ask why.”

not included auto refunds

Arcade Game Add-Ons

Board games inspired by custody logistics, money math, and the timeless tradition of “it depends.”

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Single Broke Dad Monopoly™

Own nothing. Pay everything.

$89 or 1 billable hour • money replaced with billable hours

Spaces: Attorney Fees Ave • Mediation Blvd • Temporary Orders Ln
“Go to Jail” becomes: Go to Hearing (do not pass Go)
Chance cards: “Reset due to paperwork”

housing hope winning

NEW

Connect Two™ (Because The Ex Took Half)

All you need is two nights… to feel alive.

$39 or 0.5 billable hours • board auto-resets

Win condition: get two in a row (then it resets)
Special chip: “Weeknight Add-On” ($1,799)
Four in a row requires Premium: Actual Parenting™

weeknights reset joy

LOUD

Sad Land™

Like Candy Land, but everything is a downward spiral.

$49 or 0.6 billable hours • ladders removed

Squares: Hope • Progress • Calmness • Rescheduled • Reset
Cards: “Advance to Waiting Room”
Every 5th tile triggers: Paperwork Reset

ladders hope timer

TRAFFIC

Aggravation™ (Exchange Edition)

It’s just driving kids from one house to the other.

$59 or 0.8 billable hours • now with real traffic

Spinner: pickup • exchange • makeup time you’ll never get
Bonus round: “Forgot the backpack” (instant replay)
Includes: 1 “parking lot sigh” token

gas sleep backpack

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Clue™ (No Clues Edition)

You don’t get clues. You have to read her mind.

$69 or 0.9 billable hours • correct answer changes daily

Suspects: Your Tone • Your Face • Your Lawyer • Her Feelings
Rooms: Email Thread • Mediation • Parking Lot Exchange
Weapon: Screenshot (always admissible)

no clues daily warranty

NEW

Sorry!™ (Auto-Apology Edition)

Every card says: “Apologize Again.”

$29 or 0.4 billable hours • win condition removed

Deck: 52 cards, all identical
Bonus: “I understand” stamp
Lose politely in 12 minutes

not included refunds auto

RISK

Risk™ (Financial Risk Only)

Conquer Rent. Lose Groceries.

$59 or 0.8 billable hours • diversification not supported

Territories: Rent • Gas • Groceries • Retainer
You conquer one, lose two
Bonus: “Surprise Fee” dice

groceries housing income

HOT

Operation™ (No Emotion Version)

Buzzer triggers if you look human.

$49 or 0.6 billable hours • batteries not included

Buzzer triggers if: eyebrows move
Also triggers if: you say “fair”
Bonus: “Neutral Face” DLC

batteries humanity tone

LOUD

The Game of Life™ (No Life Edition)

Spin to: Hearing, Reset, Pay Again.

$69 or 0.9 billable hours • dreams archived

Career cards: Second Job • Overtime • Side Hustle
Life tiles: Hearing • Reset • Pay Again
Bonus: “We’ll revisit” card

dreams hope reset

NEW

Guess Who?™ (Guess What They Want)

Every question returns: “It Depends.”

$39 or 0.5 billable hours • faces identical

All faces look identical (for fairness)
Every answer: “It depends”
Bonus: “Vibes override logic” rulebook

logic vibes clarity

STACK

Jenga™ (Schedule Edition)

Pull one block: Holiday swap. Tower falls: Reset to Standard.

$44 or 0.6 billable hours • stability is a vibe

Blocks: Weeknight • Holiday • Summer • “Maybe”
Pull one: “Make-up time” appears then vanishes
Collapse triggers: Template Selected

stability missing reset

CLASSIC

Battleship™ (Co-Parent Comms)

You guess coordinates. She says “k.”

$34 or 0.5 billable hours • read receipts not included

Every hit: “Seen.”
Every miss: “K.”
Bonus: “You should’ve known” token

read receipts clarity tone

HOT

Uno™ (Rules Change Edition)

Reverse = temporary becomes permanent.

$24 or 0.3 billable hours • house rules set by vibes

Reverse card: “temporary becomes permanent”
Skip card: next hearing in 6 months
Wild card: “We’ll revisit”

rules vibes template

LOUD

Chutes & Ladders™ (Fees Expansion)

Ladders removed. Chutes upgraded.

$29 or 0.4 billable hours • hope removed for safety

All ladders replaced with: “Continuance”
Chutes include: “Surprise Retainer”
Finish line moved weekly

ladders hope finish line

Bundles

Why buy one add-on when you can buy three and still not unlock weeknights?

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Broke Dad Starter Bundle™

Calm, neutral, and broke — all in one box.

$499 save $0.00 • or 3 payments of 18 billable hours

Neutral Face Coaching™
The Calm™ Starter Kit
Court Bingo™ (Travel Edition)

discount bed hope

NEW

Game Night Downward Spiral™

A fun evening of resets, vibes, and regret.

$119 or 1 billable hour • joy sold separately

Sad Land™
Uno™ (Rules Change Edition)
Jenga™ (Schedule Edition)

joy rules reset

UPSELL

The “Please Remain Calm” Bundle™

Rejected faster with premium audio.

$249 or 2 billable hours • includes one loop forever

Apology Template Pack™
ReceiptPro™ Verification
Hold Music Pack™

refunds feelings loop

Fine Print Wall (Read Fast)

All add-ons are sold “as-is,” “as-vibes,” and “as-resented.” Items may be pending review for 6–12 business hearings. Bed not included. Home not included. Toys not included. Snacks not included. Feelings not included. Weeknights sold separately. Progress may reset randomly due to paperwork. Asking why may void warranty. Savings applied emotionally: -$0.00.